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I'm sitting in my rimchair. You're beneath me, exactly where I want you to be. I place a glass between your legs. I start filling it with pee while giving you clear instructions. The stream falls straight down, hot, and the glass fills up right before your eyes. When it's almost full, I squeeze. I release a huge, heavy, thick turd that lands right on top of you. You feel it come down, hot and thick. I scoop it up and put it in the glass, mixing it with the pee. I stir it a little. And here it is: your favorite cocktail. Ready for you to try.
